Autumn’s Texts: Ten Tinder Tools

This will be the first instalment of my Autumn’s texts segment of my blog. This idea has just come to mind as I have really ridiculous conversations with people. This list of tools (dicks, assholes) isn’t in order of who I thought was the worst, it’s just a compilation of Tinderites who have no idea how to talk to women.

Usually I will blur out the faces of the men I talk to, but my phone won’t let me crop and edit photos for some reason… It may have something to do with the water damage and shattered phone screen… Oops! Also, to the men in these convos, if for some miracle you’re reading this- learn to behave and you won’t be featured thanks for the content though 😘

1. The confident one

2. The joker

3. The one who didn’t deserve a reply…

4. The guy with the great opener 😑

5. Oh look! Another joker 😑

6. The asshole otherwise known as the hot one 

7. The hot one tries really hard doesn’t he?

8. Oh look another request for sex from the hot one.

9. After the hot one cussed me out and then tried to make amends 😂 I seriously entertained his bullshit for way too long

10. Soo.. Maybe I was the “tool” in this one. This convo is with Mario. I was trying to let him down easy as he kept asking for a second date and I didn’t want to come and and just say-  look I don’t feel an attraction to you and I don’t want to see you again. So I thought it would be better saying I met someone, as it had been over a month since we last spoke…Well, I got caught out in that lie…awks 😬

Lol this is why I have a love/hate relationship with Tinder! You can find a handful of nice guys if you’re lucky- Mr X is proof of that, but there’s a lot of shit you have to wade through. Ahh Tinder, I feel we will forever have a love/hate relationship.

– Love, Autumn x


  1. jillianmrks · July 18

    Oh mi gosh! “When can I bone you?” Ha ha ha ha ha. This is a fascinating glimpse at modern dating.

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    • Lol what hope do I have with ppl like him out there. On top of all that he admitted he was a catfish and sent me a picture of him… Such a let down lol


  2. The V Pub · July 18

    Wow! They really are tools!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. L. Rorschach · July 18

    Wait, you didn’t delete Mario from tinder?! Always do that after a date if you don’t plan on seeing the dude again. 😇

    Liked by 1 person

  4. indiangirldating · July 19

    hahah these were hilarious! i mean, mortifying that people actually try and speak to you that way and expect it to go somewhere but super funny for us to read!!

    Liked by 1 person

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